Inventory.

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🎶 Keeping

🎵 Dorm

• Black Opera Gloves (x2): A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones are black, like your soul.


• Cravat: A fancy cravat.


• Stagehand Clothes: A set of entirely black clothing, including extremely quiet black sneakers. Meant to help you move silently and unseen in the dark.


• Star: A diamond-encrusted star with a pearl in the center. Can be worn in single or in multiples-and if you have all 27 you can make them into a diadem for your hair!


• Printed Email: Who wrote this shit? It sounds like Air Supply and it's addressed to Connor Murphy.


• Grizabella the Glamour Cat: A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella".


• Everlasting Gobstobber: A single piece of hard candy. No matter how long you suck on it, it never grows smaller.


• A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away.


• Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.


• A Suitcase: Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.


• Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.


• Bandage Wrap: A cloth bandage wrap used to treat wounds. It's bright white, so you can see it even from the back of the house.


• Roses(x3): A bouquet of red roses for a job well-done.


• Don Juan Triumphant: The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".


• Compact (x2): A small compact mirror for applying makeup on the go. This will always help you look your best!


• Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling.


• Black Hat: A pointed black hat. It's really sharp - and you know what they say. Black is this year's pink!


• Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?


• Stabbing Knife: A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.


• Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.


• Black Mask (x3):A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.


• Dagger: A dagger


• Edelweiss (x2): A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.


• Bobby Pins: There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.


• Ukulele: A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!

🎵 Kitchen

• Hot Pocket (x3): A Limited Edition Jean Valjean Memorial Flavor hot pocket! It's fresh out of the microwave, but it will not burn your mouth because it believes in mercy and forgiveness. Apparently the memorial flavor is cheese.


• Herbal Tea (x2): A box of herbal tea. It's supposed to be very good for easing stressed vocal chords!


• Sprite (x3): A replacement lemon-lime soda that will not scare the children!


• Coca-cola (x3): An old-fashioned glass bottle of Coke. It's still frosty!


• Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.


• Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie: A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly.


• Bottled Water (x2): Any good show sells concessions, and bottled water is a must! It doesn't say which mountain spring it was bottled from, though.


• Piragua: A tasty shaved ice treat, sweetened with the flavor of cherry. Perfect for a sweltering summer day.


• Meat Pie(x2): One meat pie, still warm. It smells delicious...?


• Pregnant Loser Self-Pitying Pie (Flambe)(x2): A mincemeat pie with a rolled oats crust. It's...on fire?!


• Sparkling Cider: Contains no alcohol, but a lot of bubbles.


• Maple-Glazed Donut: Hope you don't get grounded for eating these.


• Popcorn: Freshly, warm and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted.


• Bud Light Straw-ber-ita: It’s a margarita in a can! Made from bud-lite. Not super tasty, but it’s got an 8% alcohol content. A favorite of underage drinkers.


• I Hate My Husband Pie: A bittersweet chocolate pie drowned in caramel. It tastes delicious but it leaves you feeling a little miserable afterwards.


• Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream!


• Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of cherries and pine.

🎶 Up for Grabs

🎵 Kitchen

• Corn: A raw ear of corn. Shuck it!


• Carmine Heifer (x2): IT GIVES YOU ENERGGGGGGY!!!


• Mountain Dew: An empty bottle of Mountain Dew. It's okay, you're safe!...wait, are there a few drops left inside? (MIGHT BE GOING TO THE SQUIP)

🎵 Band Room

• Trumpet (x3): It's a trumpet. Do you even know how to play this?


• Harmonica: A silver harmonica.


• Absolute Tuning Fork: A huge tuning fork that hides the power to destroy the entire world with resonance, if used by someone who has mastered the art of tuning. It’s also good for drying out laundry.


• Tuba: Dear god. You're VERY lucky there's only one of these.

🎵 Costume Shop

• Hair Gel: A tin of hair gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
  


• The Rum Tug Tugger: A tabby cat plush with an especially fluffy neck ruff and tight leather pants. The tag around it's neck says "The Rum Tug Tugger".


• Crystals (x3): You've found your frequency! These pretty red crystals speak to you. What do they say? "Buy more crystals."


• Green Puppet (x2): A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.


• A Suitcase (x2): Finally, a way to succeed in business! But do you want to try? Includes a framed photograph of a dark-haired young man in a suit.


• Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!


• Teddy Bear: A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?


• Grizabella the Glamour Cat (x3): A bedraggled and worn gray cat plushie. The tag around her neck reads "Grizabella"


• Broomstick: A broomstick. It's worn in multiple places along the handle.


• Masque of the Opera Ghost (x2): A white half-mask. Hide your face so the world will never find you.


• Pom-Poms: A pair of red and white cheerleading pom-poms. Hurrah!


• Cubed Trousers: A pair of inexplicably square pants.


• Magical Mister Mistoffelees (x2): A tuxedo cat plush. It's chest is bedazzled with small plastic gems. The tag around it's neck says "Magical Mister Mistoffelees".


• Dancer's Belt (x2): When you have Certain Dangling Anatomy, this will support you in all the right ways and places.


• The King: A wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.


• Milky White (x2): The cow as white as milk - now in adorable plush doll form! There's a tiny bell hanging around her neck.


• French Flag: A large French flag on a long flagpole. Seems like it'd be fun to wave around.

🎵 Scene Shop

• Enchanted Rose (x2): A rose in a glass container that glows with a faint pink light. It looks magical, but on closer inspection, it's actually battery-powered.


• Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue.


• Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say.


• Prop Deer: A life-sized, fake deer. A dark aura lurks behind its plastic eyes.


• Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached!


• Sandbag: A small sandbag. It only weighs a few pounds.

🎶 Tossed/Consumed

🎵 Consumed

• Creme Brulee: Creamy custard with a hard sugar top! Someone baked a lot of love in this. (Eaten with Benjamin over Tea)


• Red Wine: A refined red wine for a quiet evening in your dressing room. The label says "Chateau Leroux". It has notes of cherries and pine. (Shared with Farrah, Discord at the Les Denaïads afterparty)


• Green Elixir: Have another drink, my dark-eyed beauty... A green liquid in a small bottle made of frosted green glass. Drinking it will reveal that it is 1) very tasty and 2) straight absinthe.(Varian)(consumed at the performance afterparty)

🎵 Tossed

• Fun Home Flyer: An advertisement for the Bechdel Funeral Home. You think that's where your friends' bodies went?


• Target Practice: A target from a shooting range. This one depicts a figure wearing a tall hat of some sort. There's a bullet hole through the head.


• Oklahoma Snowglobe (x2): A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tiny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - "


• Don Juan Triumphant (x2): The book and music to a show called "Don Juan Triumphant".


• 76 Trombones (x2): Seventy-six trombones fall out of the merchandise booth. Fucking rip.


• The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them out with an odd air of reverence.


• Mama's Lunch (x2): A delicate pink lunchbox. It's contents include a protein shake, a falcon's egg and a rock.

🎶 Traded/Received

🎵 Traded

• Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say. (Varian)


• Utility Belt: A belt perfect for hanging various tools and implements on. It's even got a roll of duct tape already attached! (Varian)


• Glo Tape: Glow in the dark tape. Makes it easy to hit those marks during a blackout!(Varian)


• Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape.(Varian)


• The Lizard and I: A small green lizard. Yes, it's alive. (Varian)


• Maglite: A pen-sized flashlight. For some reason, the light inside is blue. (Varian)


• Be More Chill(y): Mountain Dew flavored ice cream! (Orpheus)


• Barber's Tools: A bowl for shaving suds, shaving soap, a shaving brush, and leather strop, as well as an array of combs and scissors and a bottle of aftershave. In the right hands, they can produce the best shave and a haircut in London. (Benjamin)


• Gaf Tape: Everyone needs gaf tape. (Varian)


• Odd Telephone: An odd black telephone. If you pick it up, you can hear a chorus of voices on the other end asking for "Bobby" in a variety of different ways. They won't respond to anything you say. (Varian)


• Rope: A coiled length of rope. It's just about long enough to reach from the floor to the ceiling. (Varian)


• Dry Ice: A lump of vaguely smoking ice in a plastic bag. Just add water and you get some very convincing fog! I wouldn't recommend putting it in your cocktail though unless you like the taste of burning. Handle with gloves. (Varian)


• Female Empowerment Painting: A painting of a smiling mouth with braces! … Unless you turn it sideways, then it really makes a statement. (Janis)


• The Equestrian Pink Heart of Courage: Only given to the bravest creatures in Equestria. (Discord)


• Kinky Boot (x2)s: A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Green Glasses (x2): A pair of steampunky golden glasses with green lenses. Wow, everything's green! (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Ruby Slippers (x3): A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound. (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Top Hat & Cane: A black top hat with a matching cane. You could probably perform a nice dance number with them. (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Tap Shoes (x2): A pair of tap-dancing shoes. One size fits all! (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Red Opera Gloves (x2): A pair of long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something. (Picked up by Spongebob)


• The Whole Being Clothed Thing (x3): A long coat with vertical black-and-white stripes! It's covered in moss and smells kinda grody. (Picked up by Spongebob)


• Gorgeous Breastplate (x2): A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons. (picked up by Spongebob)


• Golden Slippers (x2): The slippers as pure as gold. They're small, but someone here may be able to fit in them. (picked up by Spongebob)


• Red Wig (x2): A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.(picked up by Spongebob)


• Rainbow Fantasy Jacket (x3): A coat of many colors! It is red and yellow and green and brown and blue...(picked up by Spongebob)


• Red Cape: The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.(picked up by Spongebob)


• B-Team: A black and white satin letterman jacket. It has a big white B on the back! I wonder what it stands for?(picked up by Spongebob)


• Yellow Wig: The hair as yellow as corn. It's a blonde wig of enormous length. How could anyone possibly have hair this long?(picked up by Spongebob)


• Crown: A golden crown fit for a king! It's made of plastic, but it would look good on a stage.(picked up by Spongebob)


• Doctor's Costume: The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this?(picked up by Spongebob)


• A Chess Board: A simple chess board. For some reason it makes you want to run away. (Picked up by Discord)

🎵 Received

• Singing Ginseng Tea: Ginseng tea that really sings! Don't let the tea bags fly away. (Varian)


• Chocolate Strawberry Oasis Pie(x3): A silky, bittersweet chocolate pie topped with fresh strawberries. It tastes heavenly. (Orpheus)

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B?
The Ultimate Treasure: A pair of tickets, apparently to a show called Hamilton. The vending machine slides them over with an odd air of reverence.

LSP?
I Wrote A Book: A book about the art of seduction and workin’ those lumps. The ones on the inside, those are the most important.

OTHER?
Death Note: A black notebook with the words DEATH NOTE written across the front. The first page reads "The human whose name is written in this note shall die." Luckily (or unluckily) it's just an ordinary, if edgy, notebook.